Remembering anything?

Hello!.. I have gone through the systems of remembering anything, and tying kerchiefs on fingers, and knots in kerchiefs and honestly, nothing works. Then you make a list of all the things like passwords and numbers and phone links etc. and those you forget too and it is likely that you have forgotten into which book you put them..  Now I find that the best way to keep all this stuff for you very handy is to create a very colorful page with pics or a sketch, or a jpg file with certain tags or pics that you would never forget, let's say you want to remember your alimony payments and the day, you put a beastly picture of your ex and the date you are supposed to call him. You can also then make your passwords the favorite books that you read, or a character from the book, or our old boyfriend, or girlfriend. Never your own name or any member of your family. If you suffer from Alzheimer then there is no hope for you, except that I will pray for you indirectly in my global message every night. Now numbers are easy, because you can select something unusual which nobody will know, like the date your got your divorce and freedom, or the serial number on your car plus the date on which you bought it, or the night you had out which was just fabulous and memorable. Unhappy events make great reminders on dates because the rat who caused you that unhappiness would never have calendarised it himself. Now my password is "ratfink" because that's the name I used on my old boyfriend because he had this horrible habit of gnawing on his sandwiches!.. Now if you use ratfink more than 3 times, you will be asked to type in some horrible illegible code, and you would probably forget your own!. Good luck with this!.